So … How *DO* People Get Caught Having Affairs?
Suspicion of a spouse that you’re cheating is the key item that gets people nailed having affairs. Once your significant other thinks you’re hiding something important, they think up schemes to find out exactly what you’re hiding. This fosters distrust and deception. At it’s simplest, this means your spouse is checking email, mobile phone & text messages records. At it’s height, we’re talking about private eyes following you around.
A digital device can be your best friend and absolute worst nemesis. The most regular ways of getting caught cheating are (HINT: HISTORY …):
# 1 – YOUR PC COMPUTER / MACBOOK HISTORY
Ahhhh … computers. They enable us to find partners and date online. The also STORE ABSOLUTELY EVERY ACTION YOU PERFORM, Einstein. They keep a complete history of your browsing data, and retain MOST username & password combinations to easily re-login to websites. In the illicit encounter game, this is the equivalent of having a detective on your ass twenty-four-seven.
When your spouse uses your family computer, and sees affair-guide.com on your web history, it smells of trouble… The overall suspicion level increases drastically.
#2 – YOUR MOBILE PHONE AND MOBILE PHONE CALL HISTORY
80% of people in stable relationships admit to checking their spouse’s mobile phone call-history and text messages. We now say this again. A mobile phone is *exactly* like a mini-PC. It STORES ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. People get caught having affairs because:
Your cell phone is a BIG RICK when playing the affair game. When your partner checks your mobile phone for stray messages and sees dials from unknown numbers, you’re screwed.
#3 – BILLS (RECEIPTS) OR ANY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
Keeping bills is stupid. Bills have dates and times on them. If you’re ‘working’ late, and your wife finds a dinner receipt in your pants, suspicion will definitely rise. And FAST!
Similarly, any credit card statements you get mailed to your home address get examined with the same scrutiny.
#4 – WHAT CAN BE SEEN AND SMELLED
Those damn freaking clothes will be the end of you!!! This applies more to men than women. Lipstick, perfume, hand prints. BAD BAD BAD. Once can be excused, but if this happens every couple of days, you’re in deep shit.
For the ladies: pay CLOSE attention! Men *ALWAYS* overdo it with cologne. This is BAD!!! Equally bad are hand marks on your butt from any ‘slapping’ or other ‘rougher sex’ activities.
For the men: Lipstick, deodorant marks on your suit, hickeys, scratches teeth marks are BAD!!!
#5 – THE CAR … YOUR VEHICLE MUST BE SPIC & SPAN
People (especially women) generally forget items when coming off a night of good sex. Some call it sex-euphoria. We call it a HUGE FUCKING RISK.
Get in the habit of looking over your car BEFORE you hit the driveway. Period.
#6 – YOUR OWN & YOUR SPOUSE’S HABITS
We need to tell you a secret of people that have successful affairs: YOU CANNOT JUST CHANGE YOUR OWN HABITS WHEN YOU’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR. Changing habits is possibly the RISKIEST move you can make.
Changes in habit are a sign of something having changed in your overall situation. You souse knows you and knows your habits. And he / she is probably very good at identifying patterns in the way you act.
If your spouse balances the checkbook, or checks credit statements, make sure your affair transactions aren’t on it. If your spouse spends time on the family PC, you need to know how to hide your computer history.
Your habits CANNOT drastically change. And you must have a ROCK SOLID alibi – every time to avoid raising suspicion.